MEET NIECY-X

“I was born Ida Mae Klinghoffer. I mean Wangholder, whatever. From the moment I was ripped from my mother’s womb kicking and screaming, I knew I was going to be a star. My former agent gave me the name NIECY-X. He said he got it from a wet dream. I was like Ewww! But the name kind of stuck, you know. Very sticky… Anway, growing up without any brothers or sisters meant I could put all of my effort into making my dreams come true. Did you know that at age 3 and a half, I wrote and recorded my own song on the Fisher-Price Pop Til You Drop Rockin’ Recorder, the Diva Edition? What people have to understand is that I had fine motor skills at that age. I used to sing that song all the time. It was a little ballad called, “You suck!” I was a high-spirited toddler going through a mean phase, I guess, but I was very dedicated to my craft.”

“Flash-forward to 2021 and I land the Build Your Brand hit show for this new streamer Goodie Glamor+. The way they pitch it, I’m the star of a Reality-TV show about average folks looking to build their brands. Well, first, I let those producers know that there is nothing, I mean nothing, average about NIECY-X. The show was a success and I landed a recording contract with a major record label. Yadda Yadda Yadda and now Goodie Glamor+ is working with producers on a Build Your Brand Reunion Show. I’m so excited! I get to market myself as an Influencer, a music icon—and an entertainment legend! Yes, okay, I was hesitant at first because I wasn’t sure about their true intentions. That new CEO of Goodie Glamor+… Grayben-Lee, he’s a real ball-buster but I’m confident I can bring my A game to the production.”